1- The "dog bed" has more support than your mattress.
2- You throw birthday parties.
3- You're not sure your dog can walk.
4- You hire photographers.
5- You introduce yourself as your pet's parent.
6- You visit the spa.
7- You socialize – on social media.
8- You share the bed (and the couch, and the armchair….)
9- You know his favorite takeout spots.