Five Rules Enforced by Chihuahuas That Humans Must Abide By


1- Wake up in an orderly fashion every day to fill my empty bowl. I will serve as you alarm clock and reminder if you fail to do so.

2- Bathroom time is always together time.

3- You must give me a nibble of every piece of food you eat…unless it's a vegetable. Those are yours.

4- Never come home smelling of other dogs. I will be checking your collar for slobber stains.

5- Let me get inside or outside of the house at my request, no matter how many times I've asked already.I would do the same for you if I had opposable thumbs and you didn't, okay?



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