This cat’s not one to let any secrets slip when it comes to the details of his grand adventures. Sure, you can ask — but his lips are sealed.

Unbeknownst to him, however, someone recently found a workaround.

For three days, the cat had been missing from his home in Thailand, according to a now-viral post. When eventually did return home, he was likely confident that his goings-on during his time away would never be found out. Well, he was wrong.

Around the cat's neck was a note.

Turns out, (surprise surprise) in the days he was missing, the cat had made his way to a local fish market. There, he evidently did some "business" with one of the vendors.

"Your cat kept eyeing the mackerels at my stall, so I gave him three,” the note .

Now, one might assume the mackerel handoff was some act of charity. But apparently not.

The fish vendor went on to write their contact info down, too — presumably so that the cat's owner could pay off the debt.

There's no telling if the fact that the cat has been running up a tab while out and about has caused his owner to clamp down on his freedom to roam, but one thing is clear: Adventures, especially of the culinary sort, are always easier when someone else is footing the bill.