嫣然笑：「伯，誇姑細膩，很別，祝呢！」

姑滿點：「呢，串，就懂個 happy，英語得錯啊！」

堂弟話，夾起個豬蹄就往嘴裡塞，笑得肥肉都抖。

「第杯，敬伯母！」

「I wish you,Second Aunt,your skill in changing your tune in front of others and behind their backs is truly remarkable!You can't stand seeing others lead a better life than yours,so you always complain and cry that your second uncle is caught in the middle,neither loved by his father nor cherished by his mother.By doing so,you aim to gain the favor of your grandparents,and it's only right that you occupy the best school district housing.You even covet a fifth of your elderly relatives'retirement funds.I wish you and your second uncle would be locked together for all eternity,tormenting each other for the rest of your lives!」

祝伯母，總套，套，變技術堪稱絕！慣別子過得比好，總叫苦連，喊著伯夾爹疼娘，以此獲得爺爺奶奶偏，理所應當佔據最好區，連老退休都惦記分。祝伯世世鎖，輩子互相折磨！

私裡都伯母什麼樣，也沒問，索性就自己解釋：

「誇伯母為調，話。祝福伯久，幸福輩子~」

「好！」

伯母帶鼓掌，「孩子真，圈敬，個個祝酒帶樣，而且誇贊得都很到位！好孩子，初，伯母包包！」

「謝謝伯母！」

圈，女性輩算敬完。

照葫蘆瓢，又忍陽波男性輩。

堂弟憋笑憋得成豬，直言抽根煙透透。

紛紛舉起酒杯，個個誇英文得好。

伯母面點掛。

原本笑話，現到英文得如此方流利，些單至連都。

怕搶們，尷尬趕緊叫，緊急 cue 到個流程。

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菜，戰始轉移到們輩。

姑燕姐今，還沒對象。